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"As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it."
-- Sam Ewing

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- W.C. Fields

"I can resist everything except temptation."
-- Oscar Wilde

"Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late."
-- John Alexander Thom


"Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off."
-- Ralph Bus

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
-- Quentin Crisp

"Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature."
-- Marilyn Monroe

"I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie."
-- Sting

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
-- Will Rogers

"The road to success is always under construction."
-- Unknown

"The path of least resistance is the path of the loser."
-- H. G. Wells

"A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first."
-- Oscar Levant

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"
-- Albert Einstein

"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."
-- Mae West

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
-- Marty Feldman

"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
-- Clint Eastwood

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
-- Andy Rooney

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