Wednesday, October 15, 2008

A Boring MRT Ride

Added Jan 6, 2010, Under:

ZAP!!! You snap back to reality and found youself seated on the blue seats of MRT. You were lucky tonight. Normally, you would have to push yourself and swim into the crowd to be seated. Like gladiators at The Coliseum, you'd fight for a place in those plastic wonders. For three nights in a row, you were unlucky... until tonight. So there you were sandwiched between a an old man who looks like he's going to cough out his lungs and a sosyal-looking girl talking to her friend beside her. You were about to reach for your iPod when suddenly you heard something that rung in your ears for 3 full seconds...


Girl 1: Omigawd! You are so buko na. You like him, davvah?!?!
Girl 2: Hell no! He's like parrrang so emo! Palaging naka-black!!!
Girl 1: Don't lie, girl. I'm not going to make kalat naman your secret eh...

You wanted to burst out with laughter but you thought twice. If you're going to make fun of these girls, it would be hard to escape if they decide to slap you with their Chanel of a purse, order their miniature of a dog to attack you, or drown you with thick bills of money. But then again, you'd like the thought of being drowned in money...


Girl 2: Ay naku! I so know you. You're madaldal when I'm naka-talikod. Proven fact, girl!
Girl 1: Omigawd! I can't believe you'll say that. Hindi Kaya!!! Ahahaha...(the most annoying laugh ever!!!!)
Girl 2: Yeah, right! Remeber when we were in LA ZALLE to visit "Girl 3", nasabi mo sa barkada niya about my semplang sa bike! Come on!
Girl 1: Omigawd! You're just shifting the topic. You so like him talaga. Like super!
Girl 2: Yeah, right! Hindi kaya! Ahahahahaha ( okay. this was the most annoying laugh ever!!!)

Trying not to laugh, you listen intenly on their conversation. Two sosyaleras keeping you awake on a ride from work is so much better than listening to the boring MRT voice-over ads. You were beginning to smile when you noticed your shoulders doing the laughing. It was shaking uncontrollably. You glanced at the girls and they have the dagger looks on you. Uh-oh, here comes bills of money...

By Joe with 16 comments

16 feedbacks:

ahahahaha...oh my gaawwdd...they are so sosyal naman to ride lng sa mrt..like you know?!..davaahh...
ahahahahahaha

I like that kwento graveh!they seem so cute~

so next time wag mo na sila tingnan ha? makinig ka na lang or konting sulyap na lang para di buko na nakikinig ka...hehehe...

dati noon a long time ago ito ang narinig ko sa jeep kung paano pumara sa jeep ang isang sosyalera :

"Stop the jeep mama. Para na sa tabi!" You know with the Kris Aquino accent.

All the other passengers started laughing after she went down...

Haha. natawa talaga ako from the very beginning. lol Hindi pa ako nakasakay ng MRT. lol. Omigawd! You so.... like super market here.

i like your blog even more. like central.

keep it up mate!

Btw, bakit dalawa ang name ko sa most talkative? hindi ko ma gets kung bakit.

@ glad: hmmm...

@ beautyandshop: haha. I tried my best not to get noticed but they did...

@ redlan: hindi ko nga rin alam eh. when i installed the widget, ganun na talaga siya pero yung last top commenters widget ko hindi naman ganyan. weird...

sarrap dagukan ng bag ang mga maarteng babae sa MRT/LRT. ang cha-chaka naman walang tsekot! xD

bakit di ako maka-comment sa latest post mo? huhuhu

hope they improve the MRT-1 coz it's becoming very very old and ugly na.

Hi Jowell,
Pasensha na kung hindi ako naka-reply kaagad... nag-iinarte ang internet connection namin sa bahay e, pero now it's back to normal na...
I've seen that you already linked my blog, so i'll link your's na rin :)
Maraming salamat.

@ salingpusa: hmmm... it's good enough for me. I just don't like it when they turn off the aircon on purpose. I just don't get it...

@ Zj: don't we all hate faulty internet connections. good thing when internet at home faulters, I could still do my blogging at work...LOL

it's so irritating to hear talaga! ohmygawd!!! Ha ha ha... one thing na mis ko is that thing talaga coz walang ganyan sa states! Hay! those were the days,,, I miss those scenes in MRT way back>>> when I was there.

it's so irritating to hear talaga! ohmygawd!!! Ha ha ha... one thing na mis ko is that thing talaga coz walang ganyan sa states! Hay! those were the days,,, I miss those scenes in MRT way back>>> when I was there.

hi! sorry for the late reply... 2 weeks of no internet, thanks to PLDT. linked you up already.:)

as usual i enjoyed your posts. this one reminds me of my students when you listen to their conversations. imagine having them in your life 5x a week! :)

never thought sosyaleras ride on a public transportation like that "canned sardines" going to different spots in EDSA. Hay, natiis nila yun ride diyan. katakataka ha?

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