Halloween Costume Ideas

Suppose you are a Costume Shop owner and because it's the eve of Halloween, every piece of costume you had were sold out. Well, not exactly because seven costumes were left ((1) Pink Fairy, (2) Borat, (3) French Maid, (4) Dumb Caveman, (5) Witch, (6) Shrek, (7) decaying zombie)  Since you had such a fortune over the costumes you've sold, you decide to give those that were left away for free. Then, your phone rings and a friend tells you that a costume party for celebrities would be happening an hour from now and just about everybody who'd be going to the party still has no costume. 

If you were the shop owner, who would you give these costumes to? Well, if you ask me...

roll call: (from left to right) Manny Pacquiao, Rochelle of Sexbomb, Mike Enriquez, Paolo Ballesteros, Christy Fermin, Marian Rivera & Boy Abunda. 

Happy Halloween Everyone!

By Joe with 8 comments

Cosplay Anyone?

What is Cosplay? Cosplay, short for costume play, is a type of performace art in which the participants dress themselves as specific characters from manga, anime, comic books, video games and fantasy movies. Some are good at it; some are bad. Let's look at some of them and decide which are the good ones.

And this has gotta be the worst cosplay out there!

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B.I.T.C.H.

Everyone of us had had at least one moment when we forgot about being nice and unleashed our mean side. Now don't raise that eyebrow on me, lahat tayo guilty when it comes to this. I don't blame you guys for being mean especially when the occassion calls for it. I did this a gazillion times especailly when the element I am involved with is limitless stupidity. It easily unleashes the HULK in me. Almost always when in this sitaution, we get mean with our words. Ispired by a thread in PEX, I would like to give you a list of statements you guys can use when somebody pushed your "mean" button.

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after."

"This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting"

"YOU!! Off my planet!!!"

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"

"And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be…?"

"I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

"Back off!! You’re standing in my aura."

"Don’t worry. I forgot your name too."

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."

"Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality"

"Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."

"You look like ****. Is that the style now?"

"Earth is full. Go home."

"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"

"A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth."

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."

"If ******** could fly, this place would be an airport"

Mean, huh? But I thought about it and since we are living int he Philippines, wouldn't it better to have a ready list of mean statements in Tagalog? Well, I have it right here which I'll be posting sometime soon.

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Women According to Men

from Anonymously Madz August 29, 2008...

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Quote Unquote

"As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it."
-- Sam Ewing

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- W.C. Fields

"I can resist everything except temptation."
-- Oscar Wilde

"Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late."
-- John Alexander Thom


"Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off."
-- Ralph Bus

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
-- Quentin Crisp

"Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature."
-- Marilyn Monroe

"I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie."
-- Sting

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
-- Will Rogers

"The road to success is always under construction."
-- Unknown

"The path of least resistance is the path of the loser."
-- H. G. Wells

"A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first."
-- Oscar Levant

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"
-- Albert Einstein

"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."
-- Mae West

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
-- Marty Feldman

"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
-- Clint Eastwood

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
-- Andy Rooney

By Joe with 5 comments

The House Bunny

I am sooo gonna see this movie! Judging form he trailer, the movie is hilarious. It stars Anna freakin' Faris so this had to be a good one. "I think I drop some money over here. Maybe it's over here by this manhole. AARGHhh.... That's freakin' hot!"Lolz.

By Joe with 3 comments

Revenge of the Shit

from The Blue Addictions September 22, 2007...



I've just had the weirdest dream! Ever! The dream started with me taking a bath with few people I know inside one bath room! Yeah! All of us in our birthday suits! Of course there were girls! We were like dancing and spanking each other's butt (in a friendly kind of way...wink). We're in a sort of a hotel or something and kind of celebrating a victory...can't really remember but we all decided to take a bath together!

And then, just when I thought the whole hullabaloo is eternal, a piece of shit jumped out of the toilet! That broke my feeling of ecstasy and I just saw myself staring at the piece of shit. How did it looked like? Well, it was probably 3 to 4 inches, slightly bent, color is chocolate brown with some spot of tan, and oh yeah it is kind of wiggling. So there, we were dumbfounded as it signals to to other shits from the toilet bowl. It was like "Come on Shits! Attack!!!". Soon, there was a throng of shits of all shapes and sizes... and colors... and smell.



We started to run like mad people and just like birds, the shits flew and followed us. I was the one who was able to open the door and get out first. I went out of the bathroom and went out of the room. Being the dimwit that I am, I forgot to put on some clothes so when I got out, I was welcomed by unsuspecting hotel guests who stared at me degradingly. I tried to go back but the shits were just a meter a way plus I saw one of my friend being attacked by the shits so hell with the nakedness! I don't wanna be a human tissue paper! And so I run naked thorugh the halls, eyes scrutinizing every inch of my gorgeous body (wish!). Just like those scenes you see in psycho-killer-movies like "I know what you did last summer" where the one being chased would trip, it freakin' happened to me.



And so I was ambushed by the unfriendly shits, rubbing their soft, wet and stinky body onto mine. I think I was about to throw up when I woke up. And i realized that it was a silly, I-wish-that-won't-happen-to-me kind of dream. I closed my eyes again and tried to get the thoughts of being hunted by angry shits out of my head. I was about to doze off when I suddenly felt something. I need to go to the bathroom and it is not number 1! Eeekk!

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