Halloween Costume Ideas

Suppose you are a Costume Shop owner and because it's the eve of Halloween, every piece of costume you had were sold out. Well, not exactly because seven costumes were left ((1) Pink Fairy, (2) Borat, (3) French Maid, (4) Dumb Caveman, (5) Witch, (6) Shrek, (7) decaying zombie)  Since you had such a fortune over the costumes you've sold, you decide to give those that were left away for free. Then, your phone rings and a friend tells you that a costume party for celebrities would be happening an hour from now and just about everybody who'd be going to the party still has no costume. 

If you were the shop owner, who would you give these costumes to? Well, if you ask me...

roll call: (from left to right) Manny Pacquiao, Rochelle of Sexbomb, Mike Enriquez, Paolo Ballesteros, Christy Fermin, Marian Rivera & Boy Abunda. 

Happy Halloween Everyone!

By Joe with 8 comments

Japanese Monkey Waiters

I love monkeys and I would actually like to have one! Monkeys are so smart and I think they make really good pets. But monkeys, as I have recently discovered, could be good waiters too! That's what Japanese tavern Kayabukiya was able to learn. The monkeys, Yat-Chan at Fuku-chan, serve hot towels and brings beer to customers before they actually order anything from the menu.

Look at them donning a Japanese costume! LOL.

By Joe with 11 comments

Cosplay Anyone?

What is Cosplay? Cosplay, short for costume play, is a type of performace art in which the participants dress themselves as specific characters from manga, anime, comic books, video games and fantasy movies. Some are good at it; some are bad. Let's look at some of them and decide which are the good ones.

And this has gotta be the worst cosplay out there!

By Joe with 8 comments

Revenge of the Shit

from The Blue Addictions September 22, 2007...



I've just had the weirdest dream! Ever! The dream started with me taking a bath with few people I know inside one bath room! Yeah! All of us in our birthday suits! Of course there were girls! We were like dancing and spanking each other's butt (in a friendly kind of way...wink). We're in a sort of a hotel or something and kind of celebrating a victory...can't really remember but we all decided to take a bath together!

And then, just when I thought the whole hullabaloo is eternal, a piece of shit jumped out of the toilet! That broke my feeling of ecstasy and I just saw myself staring at the piece of shit. How did it looked like? Well, it was probably 3 to 4 inches, slightly bent, color is chocolate brown with some spot of tan, and oh yeah it is kind of wiggling. So there, we were dumbfounded as it signals to to other shits from the toilet bowl. It was like "Come on Shits! Attack!!!". Soon, there was a throng of shits of all shapes and sizes... and colors... and smell.



We started to run like mad people and just like birds, the shits flew and followed us. I was the one who was able to open the door and get out first. I went out of the bathroom and went out of the room. Being the dimwit that I am, I forgot to put on some clothes so when I got out, I was welcomed by unsuspecting hotel guests who stared at me degradingly. I tried to go back but the shits were just a meter a way plus I saw one of my friend being attacked by the shits so hell with the nakedness! I don't wanna be a human tissue paper! And so I run naked thorugh the halls, eyes scrutinizing every inch of my gorgeous body (wish!). Just like those scenes you see in psycho-killer-movies like "I know what you did last summer" where the one being chased would trip, it freakin' happened to me.



And so I was ambushed by the unfriendly shits, rubbing their soft, wet and stinky body onto mine. I think I was about to throw up when I woke up. And i realized that it was a silly, I-wish-that-won't-happen-to-me kind of dream. I closed my eyes again and tried to get the thoughts of being hunted by angry shits out of my head. I was about to doze off when I suddenly felt something. I need to go to the bathroom and it is not number 1! Eeekk!

By Joe with 4 comments